I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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