oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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