She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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