This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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