He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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