I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left