Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.