His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
25 Times Terrible Advice Was Given To A Teenager
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.