You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
operation harelip BJ is a go
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!