Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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