At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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