She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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