Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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