I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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