Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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