OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
