I'm gonna have a badass scar
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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