Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
MIDGETS
????
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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