Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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