I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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