All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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