no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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