You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Randomize