After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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