i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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