The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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