i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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