what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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