so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
