so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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