Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Everything about him screamed your future.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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