i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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