And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
My dick has a subreddit
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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