Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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