you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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