party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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