I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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