One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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