Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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