She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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