this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Randomize
