SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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