it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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