My friends, they love my intelligence
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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