Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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