we're blogging at a bar
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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