Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
