Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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