I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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