Pregnant stripper...not hot.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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