Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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