It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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