Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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