mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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