I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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