Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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