the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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