8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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