i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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