She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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