Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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